008Stop Uwe Boll!
posted by Daniel on April 7th, 2008
It is the time to make a decision,
One without any apprehension,
As a collective voice of one, we must unite with just one answer,
But on what grounds do we decide?
On what purpose must we abide?
I shall tell you my fellow believers, thought you must venture further.
Uwe Boll is a destroyer,
To each and every gamer,
Postal, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege; All of which he had molested,
He makes movies out of video games,
By throwing shit to their names,
But worst of all was this PC game which happened to be my favourite.
Alone in the Dark was perfect,
It had spawn a legion of fanatic,
Resident Evil and Silent Hill are just some of its successor,
Then come Uwe fucking Boll,
Raped the game just like troll,
By making a movie out of it, using nothing but fecal matter.
So I pledge to you fellow bloggers,
And all of you my fellow gamers,
Sign this petition! Stop Uwe Boll from destroying good games!
He had destroyed too many games,
And put them all to shitty shames,
Please stop Uwe Boll from making more movies out of video games.
002: Acom,
April 7th, 2008 at 4:33 pmAlthough a gamer I am not,
I understand why you’re distraught,
I feel the same of movies that come,
From novels or books,
and have turned out hum drum.
003: Daniel,
April 7th, 2008 at 4:49 pmHis works did no justice,
To the game I so adore,
But he’s a bad director,
No matter what genre we cater,
Because all of his movies just plainly sucks to the core.
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