039How To Procrastinate
posted by Daniel on September 7th, 2008
How does one perform the art
Of putting things aside?
Like postponing urgent tasks
Till laziness subside?
Well, read on my curious friend
For I shall show you now!
Procrastinating more you’ll be
After I teach you how!
Start by learning how to say
“I think I’ll do this later”,
And make it really sound as if
The task is such a tire.
Then try to waste your precious time
With useless, needless things,
Like surfing gaming websites
Or make silly sketchings.
Soon enough you’ll start to feel
The guilt from postponing,
All the things left unfinished
Like that blog post you’ve been doing.
Do these things I’ve laid above
And practice it daily,
Soon you’ll be procrastinating
Like a drunken bee.
And while you sit there waiting
For that hour to…
001: Bernard,
September 7th, 2008 at 9:27 pmHey, that is what I’m doing for the whole last week! Hahaha.. Now I know ‘Procrastination’ is the perfect word for it.
002: massy,
September 8th, 2008 at 10:24 amI need to stop these procrastinating @_@ and get everything done =_=”"”
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